Augustus waters is the type of character that in theory would make the perfect boyfriend but in reality probably would make me want to stick those unlit cigarettes up his pretentious ass
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OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKED!
That’s actually really fucking cool!
I WAS JUST WAITING TO SEE A POST SO COOL LIKE THIS
NOW I CAN DIE IN PEACE
*cries quietly because I’m on the tumblr app*
It’s like in the second to last gif the owl is saying “I got kissed by a really cute boy”
Is this how lesbian sex works
TRANSFORM AND LEZ OUT
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
do u ever watch movies or shows where they have a flashback to a main character’s childhood and it’s so god damn well cast that you think for a second that they built a time machine and filmed the same actor when they were a little kid
WHAT THE FUCK
srsly though why is fruit so expensive like I want some strawberries not the tears of jesus
in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse